In that case, Harry styles stans (myself included) have hit a new low! this is all thanks to the singer's most recent music video for "tune for a Sushi eating place," in which patterns transforms into a washed-up 1/2-man, 1/2-squid merman who sings for his existence so that it will no longer turn out to be chopped sashimi at the back of the sushi counter.

There are pearls! There are feather boas! There are masses of uncomfortable close-up pictures of fish being sliced and (erotically?) squeezed onto reducing forums!

evidently, the tune video has despatched Twitter into a fever pitch. "That needs to be the most unearthly yet maximum harry tune video i've ever watched," one fan reflected. "i'm not into squids like that," any other fan declared. 

well. who's to mention."

who's to say, indeed? beforehand, the thirteen funniest Twitter reactions to patterns's newfound tentacles.